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August 11 2017

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Computers vs Humans
It's hard to train deep learning algorithms when most of the positive feedback they get is sarcastic.

August 09 2017

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Geologic Faults
I live on a torn-bag-of-potato-chips-where-the-tear-is-rapidly-growing fault, which is terrifying.

August 07 2017

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Email Reply
I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.

August 04 2017

wtfkiel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw8sTxK6j2I

If you're just gonna reupload their stuff, at least link to them
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Backup Batteries
If it falls below 20% full, my bag turns red and I start to panic.

August 02 2017

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Bun Alert
Since buns range from crepuscular to nocturnal, it's recommended that you enable the scheduled "Do Not Disturb" mode on your phone to avoid being woken by alerts about Night Buns.

July 31 2017

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Emoji Movie Reviews
There's this idea that emoji are bad for communication because they replace ambiguity and nuance with a limited set of preselected emotions, but it doesn't really survive a collision with real-world usage of the thinking face or upside-down smiley.

July 28 2017

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Positive and Negative Reviews
This restaurant is great! I was feeling really sick, but then I ate there and felt better!

July 17 2017

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City Nicknames
This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.

July 14 2017

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Screenshots
For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.

July 12 2017

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Particle Properties
Each particle also has a password which allows its properties to be changed, but the cosmic censorship hypothesis suggests we can never observe the password itself—only its secure hash.

July 10 2017

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Quantum
If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.

July 07 2017

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Communicating
You're saying that the responsibility for avoiding miscommunication lies entirely with the listener, not the speaker, which explains why you haven't been able to convince anyone to help you down from that wall.

July 05 2017

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Sports Knowledge
I heard they might make the wild card game, which would be cool. Do you know when that is? I have a wedding next weekend, but if it's after that we could try to go!

July 03 2017

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4th of July
Strangely, they still celebrate by eating hot dogs. Since they don't have mouths, they just kinda toss them in the air and let them fall back down into their propeller blades. It's pretty messy.

June 30 2017

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Emoji Movie
Some other studio should do the Antz/A Bug's Life thing and release The Dingbats Movie at the same time.

June 28 2017

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Existence Proof
Real analysis is way realer than I expected.

June 26 2017

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Telephoto
I was banned from the airliners.net photography forum by concerned moderators after the end of my lens started brushing against planes as they flew by.

June 23 2017

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Refresh Types
The hardest refresh requires both a Mac keyboard and a Windows keyboard as a security measure, like how missile launch systems require two keys to be turned at once.

June 21 2017

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Once Per Day
I'm not totally locked into my routine—twice a year, I take a break to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.
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