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February 07 2018

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Backpack Decisions
"This one is perfect in every way, except that for some reason it's woven from a tungsten mesh, so it weighs 85 pounds and I'll need to carry it around on a hand cart." "That seems like a bad--" "BUT IT HAS THE PERFECT POCKET ARRANGEMENT!"

February 05 2018

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Super Bowl Watch Party
It's going to be weird near the end of May when the screen goes blank for over 18 hours.

February 02 2018

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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
People with all six of those names agree that it's weird that we have teeth, when you think about it for too long. Just about everyone agrees on that, except—in a still-unexplained statistical anomaly—people named "Trevor."

January 31 2018

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Fruit Collider
The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it's only stable in puree form, so it's currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they're building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.

January 29 2018

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Campaign Fundraising Emails
The establishment doesn't take us seriously. You know who else they didn't take seriously? Hitler. I'll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of...

January 26 2018

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Night Sky
There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.

January 24 2018

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Hawaii
Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.

January 22 2018

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Scientific Paper Graph Quality
The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.

January 08 2018

Multiplicative Idiocy

Multiplicative Idiocy

An immutable law of design.

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December 26 2017

December 20 2017

ALT041: über Kryptowährungen, künstliche Intelligenz, Verantwortung und die Weltlage

über Kryptowährungen, künstliche Intelligenz, Verantwortung und die Weltlage

December 08 2017

November 24 2017

November 17 2017

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How to Make Friends
No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!

November 15 2017

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Temperature Preferences
There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.

November 13 2017

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Nightmare Email Feature
"...just got back and didn't see your message until just now. Sorry! -- TIME THIS MESSAGE SAT HALF-FINISHED IN DRAFTS FOLDER: 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes."

November 10 2017

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Twitter Verification
When we started distributing special status tokens that signify which people are important enough to join an elite group, we never could have imagined we might be creating some problems down the line.

November 08 2017

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A �
If you want in on the fun, map a key on your keyboard to the sequence U+0041 U+0020 U+FFFD (or U+0021 U+0020 U+FFFD for the exclamation point version), and then no update can never take this away from you.

November 06 2017

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Thermostat
Your problem is so terrible, I worry that, if I help you, I risk drawing the attention of whatever god of technology inflicted it on you.
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